asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
uptownquirrells: tumbl-rarity: slytherlocked: femtaktfilosofi: I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name #same with Robert Downey Jr and Joseph Gordon Levitt and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
psdo: ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?